like most people i do enjoy my toast. and i like to put toppings on my toast. so when heinz offered me ‘toast toppers’ i thought ‘yeah, that works!’.
i was wrong. so very very wrong. you might as well get some baby food, pureed hot dog meat and some melted cheese strings, plaster it all over your toast then let the dog sneeze on it.
Heinz Toast Toppers : FAIL
